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A Rochesterian living in Albuquerque, working for the Albuquerque Journal. Aspiring brew master and master of all things techie. Loving husband and father of 3. Strangely fascinated with bacon.

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4 June 09

RIP: David Carradine

Kung Fu television series legend David Carradine died Wednesday June  3, 2009 in his hotel in bankok at the age of 73.  He is also more known for his role in Kill Bill 1 and 2.

More information can be found here

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3 June 09
Hell yeah they do!
Hell yeah they do!
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Posted: 9:55 AM

Possible SYN Flooding on Port 80. Sending Cookies

“possible SYN flooding on port 80. Sending cookies.” is what I came into on Monday of this week on our web server.  With the site crawling and being driven to its knees, I needed to figure out the best way to stop this attack.  Here’s what I came up with…

First turn off net.ipv4.tcp_syncookies ( I know this is supposed to help but it caused more harm then good )

sysctl -w net.ipv4.tcp_syncookies=0

Next I wrote this small script to block hosts with more then 15 SYN_RECV requests using iptables.

#!/bin/bash

i=0
while [ $i -eq 0 ]
do
netstat -n --tcp --udp --numeric-hosts netstat -n --tcp --udp --numeric-hosts | grep SYN_REC | awk '{if (/(tcp|udp)/) { print $5 }}' | sed 's/:.*//'  | sort | uniq -c | awk '{ if ($1 > 15) { print  $2 "#" $1; }}' | while read line; do if [ `echo $line | sed 's/#.*//' | egrep -c -f ips` != "1" ];then iptables -A INPUT -s `echo $line | sed 's/#.*//'` -j DROP; echo $line | sed 's/#.*//' >> ips; fi; done
sleep 2
done

In a matter of about 15 minutes things started to act normal.  I would probably re-enable net.ipv4.tcp_syncookies after a few days only because it logs the attack so it’s easier to identify.

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29 May 09
Does anybody ever wonder if we can find world peace with bacon??
— @dorfio
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Posted: 11:16 AM

Forget Cherry Flavored Lip Balm

Chapstick has a pretty wide varieties of flavors these days.  These include the traditional “Classic” flavors Original, Strawberry, Spearmint and Cherry.

As well as the newer Flava-Craze flavors, available in Grape Craze, Blue CrazeBerry, and Fruit Craze.

It looks like our choices are pretty limited here.  I mean all we really have to choose from is something that tastes either minty or fruity.  I’m going to even talk about Original flavor because it just plain sucks.  What if we wanted something a little more savory??

Well as you might have guessed here it is…

J&D’s Bacon Lip Balm “Now you can make yourself taste like bacon. Our Bacon Flavored Lip Balm is a constant reminder of the awesome power of bacon. J&D’s Bacon Flavored Lip Balm will keep your lips from chapping while constantly reminding you why bacon is the king of meats.”

Just imagine how awesome your significant other will think you are when you lay a big kiss on them after slathering up with some of this tasty stuff.

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28 May 09

Google's Newest Attempt to Rule the World

Introducing Google Wave (click for bigger pic)

At first glance it does look pretty damn cool.  The commenting on specific parts of the conversation is an awesome and useful function that I could use pretty much hourly.  The organization of multiple people in one conversation is another great feature I would use.

Is it going to take over email?  I highly doubt it.  But for all us Gmail users out there it sure will be cool.

I look forward to watching the keynote as soon as they have it available.  Watch the keynote and sign up to be notified on the launch here.

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27 May 09

Bakon Mary

Just in case you needed a use for Bakon Vodka Here is the recipe for a Bakon Mary.

They say once  you go “Bakon” you never go back.

• 1 oz. to 1½ oz. Bakon Vodka in a Highball glass filled with ice.
• Fill glass with tomato juice
• 1 dash celery salt
• 1 dash ground black pepper
• 1 dash Tabasco
• 2-4 dashes of Worcestershire sauce
• 1/8 tsp. horseradish (pure, never creamed)
• Dash of lemon or lime juice

Garnish with a celery stalk; a skewer of olives, pickles, carrots, mushrooms, or other vegetables; or even meat or shrimp (bacon, salami, shrimp, etc.) and cheese. Pickled asparagus spears or pickled beans are also great as a garnish.

Get more Bakon Vodka recipes here

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Posted: 8:29 AM

Chocolate Cake and Vodka

What do chocolate cake…


Bacon Cake!

and Vodka…

have in common??

Bacon, bitches!!!

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26 May 09
New hat. Woot!!
New hat. Woot!!
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21 May 09
Amen Brother!!
Amen Brother!!
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14 May 09
Have you ordered your BILF hoodie yet?
Have you ordered your BILF hoodie yet?
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Posted: 7:36 AM
Totchos FTW!! Too bad there’s no bacon on these… (via NotHip)
Totchos FTW!! Too bad there’s no bacon on these… (via NotHip)
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Posted: 7:32 AM
Why do I get the feeling The Rapture is coming??
Why do I get the feeling The Rapture is coming??
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8 May 09
Spiders On Drugs — Too damn funny!
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6 May 09
Secret to a happy marriage: your spouse should be your favorite drinking buddy.
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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh